That moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you’re just so hilarious.
why dont people have pizza parties anymore like hell yeah invite me over to your house to eat pizza and then i’ll leave that’s the shit i do like
yeah you called me cute, but like
did you mean cute as in puppy cute
or cute as in frick frack tickity tack take off your panties
I hope none of you ever get laid
How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies